COFFEE QUOTES IV
quotations about coffee
Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Glory Road
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
EARL WILSON
attributed, Java: How to Program
She wasn't certain what the future held, but coffee would be involved if she had any say in the matter.
TERRY PRATCHETT
Moving Pictures
The coffee tasted bitter in spite of the cream and sugar, but it was something else to do with my hands.
JOSEPHINE GARNER
A Banner of Love
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
ALFRED RENYI
attributed, My Brain Is Open
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.
JOHN VAN DRUTEN
The Voice of the Turtle
Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much we're going to get done today.
ANONYMOUS
People assume because I'm a coffee expert I drink lots of coffee. I can't. It takes me half an hour to brew my perfect cup. Do the math. I simply don't have time to drink more.
KEVIN SINNOTT
The Art and Craft of Coffee
Starbuck's is going to start selling instant coffee. This is for people who want the quality of Sanka, but want to pay the high Starbuck's price.
JAY LENO
The Tonight Show, October 2, 2009
A man full of bad coffee is apt to commit any crime. Some of them even write letters to the papers.
S. JAY KAUFMAN
The Tea & Coffee Trade Journal, September 1921
It has been acclaimed "the most grateful lubricant known to the human machine," and "the most delightful taste in all nature."
WILLIAM HARRISON UKERS
foreword, All About Coffee
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
ALBERT CAMUS
attributed, The Paradox of Choice
I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.
ANONYMOUS
Coffee: the finest organic suspension ever devised. It's got me through the worst of the last three years. I beat the Borg with it.
CAPTAIN JANEWAY
"Hunters,", Star Trek: Voyager
Roasted coffee contains over eight hundred separate flavour and aroma components, most of which form in the crucible of the roaster. This strange alchemy accounts in part for the hold that coffee exerts over our imagination.
ANTONY WILD
Coffee: A Dark History
To many people, decaffeinated coffee is like a car without an engine--it might look good on the surface, but it won't get you where you want to go.
SUSAN GILBERT
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Starting And Running A Coffeebar
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
CASSANDRA CLARE
City of Ashes
When my coffee is gone, so is my motivation.
JAROD KINTZ
Seriously Delirious
Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
BOB IRWIN
attributed, 12 Cups of Coffee
Coffee helps me maintain my "never killed anyone streak".
ANONYMOUS