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It's safer to have a good enemy than a bad friend.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
It's hard to put a foot in a shut mouth.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Experience is another word for mistakes.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Careful is a naked man climbin' a barbwire fence.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Never gamble with a man who knows both sides of the cards.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A year of nursin' don't equal a day of sweetheart.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A dead man's shroud has no pockets.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Sweat is a waste of whiskey.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
When a hen cackles, she's either layin' or lyin'.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
The man who can't make a choice makes a choice.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Kiddin' some folks is like kickin' a loaded polecat.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
The cards ain't been shuffled good 'less you got a good hand.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
You kin wash your hands but not your conscience.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Old age makes you a stranger in your own country.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Life ain't in holdin' a good hand but in playin' a poor one well.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Arizona is no place for amateurs.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Never trust a man who kin look a pretty woman in the eye.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A man who tells you he's no fool has his suspicions.
KEN ALSTAD
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If you want to stay single, look for a perfect woman.
KEN ALSTAD
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